Veep — S04E01 — Joint Session

00:00:18 MAN: Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!

00:01:38 I thought she wanted it vague. Hey there.

00:02:32 Yeah, 'cause I'm the President, see?

00:03:41 Who is that?

00:04:46 Unfortunately, the precedent has been set for this meeting,

00:05:54 The intel gatherers, the code crackers. Ah, yeah.

00:07:11 I'll always let you in.

00:08:19 Why?

00:09:22 Cuts or spending on the Families bill.

00:10:30 Can they levitate and fire lasers out of their mouse eyes?

00:11:42 So good over there, guys. So good.

00:12:45 Does he realize that or is he gonna find out on ESPN?

00:14:04 Oh, I have a sixth sense. And a seventh for when I need it.

00:15:07 It's funny. I don't really think of you as a man.

00:16:11 We know you need cuts,

00:17:25 It's page three, I think it is.

00:18:43 Guys, this writing is absolutely fantastic!

00:19:48 And I'm gonna say dollars again. Dollars.

00:20:49 What's with that Deputy Dawg face you got going?

00:21:51 How come you type with only two fingers? You're not a sloth.

00:23:15 It's a 50-50 chance. I never get the right side up.

00:24:58 I'm almost crying. I didn't know I could still almost do that.

00:26:25 were going to be saved from poverty.

00:27:50 What hikers?