Veep — S03E09 — Crate

00:00:18 JOE: Thank you so much.

00:01:11 You should go to a ball game, ma'am. Throw out the first pitch.

00:02:08 That really hurt my... Can you move?

00:03:13 Suicide attempt, yeah. Yes.

00:04:33 I think eggs are my favorite breakfast...

00:05:29 Ace up the sleeve. Booya, Ally Craig.

00:06:31 Yes, it has.

00:07:29 I'm helping you out. Let's go. No, let's go. Come on.

00:08:25 Oh, God. I hope he doesn't give her a crate to stand on.

00:09:31 And, finally, ma'am, might I ask you the QQQ?

00:10:48 "Childhood cancers." Excellent answer.

00:11:54 Who cares? Let's just throw it in the toilet.

00:12:51 I really do need my cell.

00:13:54 No, no, Jay Jay has a lot of job offers.

00:14:59 Who else can we call?

00:16:24 Every motherfucking one of you.

00:17:36 I mean, sometimes through no fault of your own,

00:18:49 You are going to be the President.

00:20:11 And I'm about to become President

00:21:18 Stick these in your nose.

00:22:45 WOMAN: They just arrived a month ago.

00:23:57 And obviously I need to come with you 'cause you need my...

00:24:58 No, no, no, no, no.

00:26:21 I'm gonna be the fucking President.