Veep — S02E04 — The Vic Allen Dinner

00:00:19 What rhymes with majority? Nothing.

00:01:25 Oh, there are not gonna be any veterans

00:02:33 You know, like a cast-iron skillet or Kevin Bacon.

00:03:44 Coffee from corner bakery implying you were at

00:04:44 I don't want any witnesses in here. I'm not kidding.

00:06:02 I'm a meme ma'am? What are you talking about? Speak English, boy.

00:07:07 It was not that hilarious. You're out of your head, dude.

00:08:12 MIKE: Why are we doing this?

00:09:31 I'm fine. Look, I can handle this whole thing.

00:10:40 Yeah, we ran out at the White House.

00:11:34 Well, I might have nothing to do, gentlemen,

00:12:46 ♪ Mi, fa, so, la, ti, do

00:14:06 Well, my enhanced foreign policy role will serve me well.

00:15:13 Chung's guy had a face like a Christmas ham.

00:16:46 Thank you.

00:18:16 ♪ Take it from me

00:19:34 Are you kidding me? You can't have him.

00:20:48 You give no press briefings. Understood?

00:22:00 And they would have made her an offer that she couldn't refuse.

00:23:17 Yeah.

00:24:16 I won't touch anything. Oops, I just started a war with Iran.

00:25:17 "Within the last hour, the German chancellor

00:26:28 But I didn't even own a car.

00:28:29 Yeah!