Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj

00:00:48 TAJ: The legendary Van Wilder was my mentor.

00:05:38 Oh, shit! BaIzac, that's no way to make a first impression.

00:08:41 You, too.

00:12:39 -He can hear you. -I don't care.

00:15:52 Crazy room. WiII you take a Iook at this pIace?

00:19:45 Why did I say that?

00:22:50 When my great-great-grandfather, Rupert Everett the Third

00:26:15 Pip, cIass isn't for an hour. Come back to bed for a bit.

00:29:52 you'II have to foIIow the ruIes set forth by...

00:33:38 and here you can win points towards the Hastings Cup.

00:36:58 What the heII was that?

00:41:14 So, I take it you had fun today.

00:45:38 In fact, I read one at Kensington station just Iast week.

00:49:00 whereas you mangy vermin wiII be the French.

00:53:28 for that curry-breathing cretin

00:56:25 He's cIassy, the kind of guy who'd be going out with a proper Iady.

01:01:03 WeII, they worked fine Iast Saturday.

01:05:12 (BARKING)

01:10:18 Wow. You seem so different.

01:14:17 WeII, tonight was actuaIIy our first night together.

01:17:47 I admit it was a weak moment. But it was my weak moment, not theirs.

01:22:40 I just wanted to foIIow in your Iegendary footsteps.

01:26:41 Let's settIe this Iike my ancestors did, shaII we?

01:31:21 (STUTTERING) Pip Everett. EarI of Grey.