Vampires Suck
2010 · 84 MIN · IMDB 3.4 · 52,920 VOTES · DIR. Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Overview
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
Dialogue Timeline — 726 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:58 What would you do to save someone you love?
00:04:57 I kept your room just as you left it.
00:06:56 Play doctor?
00:09:43 I'm the eyes and ears of this place. I can hook you up with anything you need.
00:12:08 He wouldn't even accept me as his Facebook friend.
00:15:04 All right, class. Turn to page 63 in your books.
00:18:22 How you like that, pretty boy?
00:22:15 and he had multiple bite wounds all over his neck.
00:24:27 Got to TiVo Wizards of Waverly Place.
00:28:18 Your skin is pale white.
00:30:49 and I wanna be with you.
00:34:14 Becca?
00:38:04 You must be Becca. I'm Edward's mom, Eden.
00:42:17 I just...
00:46:34 This is going to be tough for me
00:49:39 That's my girl.
00:52:18 the better chance I'd have of seeing Edward again.
00:54:43 Your body is so...
00:59:02 Too freaky?
01:01:50 I can't live without her.
01:04:20 - They're kind of like Fox News. - Oh, my God.
01:07:39 Edward!
01:10:53 What...
01:14:37 Bite. Bite.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed726
Dialogue density8.6 lines / min
First line00:00:58
Final line01:14:37
Production Record
DirectorAaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$80,547,866
IMDb votes52,920