Vampires Suck
2010 · 84 MIN · IMDB 3.4 · 52,920 VOTES · DIR. Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Overview
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
Dialogue Timeline — 726 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:58 What would you do to save someone you love?
00:04:57 I kept your room just as you left it.
00:06:58 Oh, right, right.
00:09:46 Cheat sheets, human growth hormone, harvested organs.
00:12:16 "Searching for a soul which has been cast into eternal damnation"?
00:15:25 In the '80s, coke was all the rage.
00:18:40 Son of a bitch!
00:22:23 Here.
00:25:23 Just you breathing is the greatest gift you could give me.
00:28:32 Out loud. Say it.
00:31:05 Would you like to go to the prom with me?
00:34:48 I feel conflicted about losing my virginity.
00:38:27 - I hope we will be. - No, she already knows it will happen.
00:42:44 It gets pretty wrinkly over time.
00:47:48 Time passed
00:50:08 I don't get it. Why would anyone want to date a vampire? Lame.
00:52:54 - Say again? I couldn't hear you. - Right.
00:55:28 - Why? What happened to Rachel? - She was...
00:59:54 My contract says I have to every 10 minutes of screen time.
01:02:42 Loser!
01:05:00 I got skills, bitch.
01:08:27 - And we haven't even had sex yet. - "And we haven't even had sex..."
01:12:07 Of course, she would love to become a vampire.
01:16:37 Fuck me.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed726
Dialogue density8.6 lines / min
First line00:00:58
Final line01:16:37
Production Record
DirectorAaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$80,547,866
IMDb votes52,920