Vampires
2010 · 88 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 1,017 VOTES · DIR. Vincent Lannoo
Overview
Vincent Lannoo’s ‘mockumentary’ shows us a community of vampires in Belgium. The two ‘parents’ of the family are George and Bertha, who have two teenage children – or rather, they raise two former humans who they turned into vampires. Son Samson is a bit of a jack the lad: enjoying the sexual freedom of vampire life, with all the vigour of an irresponsible young adult regardless of consequences (even incest is not frowned upon in their world, where the word ‘wife’ is often synonymous with ‘mother’ or ‘sister’). Daughter Grace yearns for humanity in a different way: applying fake tan to get rid of her vampiric pallor, dressing in pink clothes, wishing she could feel emotion and even having a human boyfriend.
Dialogue Timeline — 978 lines
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00:00:19 Three years ago, our company was contacted to shoot a documentary
00:03:16 Our neighbours... They live in the cellar.
00:06:21 Good night, Ms Bertha.
00:10:11 My name is Elisabeth Nabowski.
00:13:26 There! Sleep well standing up, do you? Would you sleep well this way?
00:16:48 Isn't that great?
00:20:14 - Cocksucker. - Shit bag.
00:22:21 One... two... three... Moon!
00:25:25 In the Glory
00:28:47 You find that fortunate ?
00:32:20 No, they're still alive.
00:38:05 One mishap, in 17 years!
00:40:55 and then we partied... And then I don't know.
00:44:15 You really are little jerks.
00:47:15 Vampires are really good lays, I have to admit.
00:50:32 - What's going on? - You get out of there!
00:53:30 - Leave him! - Go on!
00:56:31 to become human again.
01:00:22 Eurostar?
01:05:21 like flies around the light."
01:10:04 You can see me briefly.
01:12:56 I think it killed my mother.
01:15:50 But when you bite an old man, you get all that life behind him.
01:18:54 Did he slip his hand between your thighs?