Vampires
2010 · 88 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 1,017 VOTES · DIR. Vincent Lannoo
Overview
Vincent Lannoo’s ‘mockumentary’ shows us a community of vampires in Belgium. The two ‘parents’ of the family are George and Bertha, who have two teenage children – or rather, they raise two former humans who they turned into vampires. Son Samson is a bit of a jack the lad: enjoying the sexual freedom of vampire life, with all the vigour of an irresponsible young adult regardless of consequences (even incest is not frowned upon in their world, where the word ‘wife’ is often synonymous with ‘mother’ or ‘sister’). Daughter Grace yearns for humanity in a different way: applying fake tan to get rid of her vampiric pallor, dressing in pink clothes, wishing she could feel emotion and even having a human boyfriend.
Dialogue Timeline — 978 lines
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00:00:19 Three years ago, our company was contacted to shoot a documentary
00:03:20 There you have it. Let me point out a couple of things...
00:06:39 Mr George!
00:10:35 I delivered blood samples to Louis Pasteur
00:13:54 George, what are you waiting for?
00:17:12 You've got it all in Belgium.
00:20:32 When they come home, they should lock the door.
00:23:18 I think so, yes.
00:26:19 - She's all dry over here! - Hit her!
00:29:53 Are vampires good customers?
00:35:22 It's not easy to be eternal, you know.
00:39:01 I turn it 15 degrees.
00:41:58 Man, he's still warm. Nice and full!
00:45:37 They must have some powerful political support...
00:48:46 Go back upstairs to your coffin. Go back to your coffin!
00:52:18 An excellent choice.
00:55:02 Well, you know what? I don't want your friendship!
00:58:54 But it's always too much. Too much to eat.
01:03:38 Is that good?
01:08:49 and I ask for a small contribution. Actually, they call that "busking".
01:11:52 And many of us take it further:
01:15:17 Nowadays, with the baby boomers who are getting older
01:18:16 with enough voracity.
01:24:26 It could be arranged. We can talk about it.