Vampire Hunters
2003 · 108 MIN · IMDB 4.7 · 1,573 VOTES · DIR. Wellson Chin Sing-Wai
Overview
In 17th century China, zombies and vampires roamed the lands, feeding on the unsuspecting. A group of martial artists / vampire hunters find themselves employed by a very rich - and very insane - old man who has kept everyone of his relatives preserved in wax and not buried. Apparently it is his family's tradition. So, having generations of potential zombies in your cellar may not be the smartest idea ever, but it takes two to tango. In this case, a thief wants the old-man's treasure and hires a zombie-wrangler to re-animate the waxed up relatives in order to sneak into the mansion and steal the treasure. It's up to the kung-fu fighting vampire hunters to save the day (or night).
Dialogue Timeline — 537 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:11 I remember these five warriors who set out on a journey...
00:04:34 The men haven't slept for days, they're exhausted.
00:07:31 There's a vampire!
00:12:39 Those are names for servants. Give them a change of clothes.
00:16:11 -It's none of our business. -Just asking.
00:17:56 What the hell?
00:23:26 Don't talk nonsense.
00:28:34 Why did you flirt with her? You know the line of business we're in...
00:30:57 -What were you doing in the forest? -I went to check out funny noises.
00:34:08 Others only last for a few years...
00:37:09 You didn't tell me there are vampires at the Jiangs' mansion.
00:38:24 ...that will be our chance to sneak into his house and look for the gold.
00:43:19 But they didn't sleep together. I still have a chance.
00:46:02 We can't start a fire here. We might burn the house down.
00:48:07 Look no further. I'll do it.
00:51:55 You are my enemy!
00:53:48 Of course not.
00:59:09 -Jump into the well! -Okay!
01:02:32 Be careful.
01:05:49 Did you take advantage of her when she was vulnerable?
01:08:33 Hey....
01:12:38 Master!
01:15:30 Okay, give me the gold...
01:26:40 And you, Rain?