Vamp U
2013 · 100 MIN · IMDB 4.0 · 2,946 VOTES · DIR. Maclain Nelson, Matt Jespersen
Overview
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,968 lines
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00:00:10 Sue... sue shells sea-sells by the she-shore.
00:05:27 But he smells like homemade bread.
00:08:13 Mwah!
00:11:28 When we all look... they all look up, and they see Genghis
00:15:49 Oh.
00:20:23 You got me.
00:23:53 I'm 19. It's too late.
00:28:31 So, dude, when are you gonna ask her to the party?
00:32:44 Yeah, so don't be surprised if you see Chris' name in my book.
00:36:38 killed her.
00:40:44 You think you're better than everyone.
00:44:37 That's how much I give when I donate.
00:49:37 Just because you're a weak-ass vampire doesn't mean I have to be.
00:54:05 Take this and put it on there.
00:57:27 ♪ Thou shalt break them ♪
01:00:49 Just to help, all right?
01:04:50 Yeah, I figured as much.
01:09:30 Kids aren't allowed here.
01:14:11 How do I look?
01:17:07 ♪ come and... ♪ ♪
01:21:02 Blood goes... pfft!
01:24:55 Open it already!
01:28:45 Why do you have all that blood?
01:35:35 ♪ and I am gonna drink your blood ♪