Vamp U
2013 · 100 MIN · IMDB 4.0 · 2,946 VOTES · DIR. Maclain Nelson, Matt Jespersen
Overview
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,968 lines
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00:00:10 Sue... sue shells sea-sells by the she-shore.
00:05:16 I am, too.
00:08:04 Boom.
00:10:54 I just chalk it up to slight neuroses.
00:14:55 Really?
00:19:21 She's... I think you're really, really gonna like her... and not
00:23:12 Excuse me, guys.
00:27:44 It's for class!
00:31:28 really a misunderstood love story.
00:35:13 I'm not gonna do it in your office.
00:39:11 Whatever.
00:43:01 ♪ tell Santa I gave you my heart ♪
00:46:39 I-I just need to find her.
00:51:41 So, you know your daughter Chris?
00:55:36 All those hours of therapy, and
00:58:44 Um.
01:02:17 We just need to supply all the refreshments for the donors, okay?
01:06:05 Why not?
01:10:28 Friends, family, Ludmila... take a good look at me now
01:14:46 Look, you're gonna take this girl right here.
01:17:43 That doesn't change this, but just let me know right now, all right?
01:21:33 Oh.
01:25:31 You dyed your hair.
01:28:56 Chris, you're a really evil vampire.