Ureca
2005 · 5 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 17 VOTES · DIR. Kenneth Taylor
Overview
Lode Pinon has a bizarre condition: hearing the sound of running water makes him pee his pants. He is destined for a life of bad luck, until he discovers he has a natural talent for biking. When he wins the Tour de France, things start to go wrong again.
Dialogue Timeline - 68 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME - EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:05 Come, Lode! Today is your day.
00:00:10 that job is yours!
00:00:27 My mother was still in bed. It was a tough evening.
00:00:34 She just had forgotten that Ronny would come.
00:00:41 My mother supported him.
00:00:48 Georges had a tough Chinese wife.
00:01:03 because his bullet flew.
00:01:10 Scientist discovered that is not the hole
00:01:17 The bullet entered Ronny's testicles
00:01:26 ...I was born
00:01:33 My grandpa always said, "You're only a real man
00:01:41 I squezeed it... and since then I pee my pants when I hear one!
00:01:51 The many doctors I visited told me
00:02:00 It's not always easy such an ailment.
00:02:11 Recently he took an Internet course.
00:02:20 They can't urinate on the bike.
00:02:38 I was a true hero!
00:02:49 ...everything went without a hitch until I won the Tour de France.
00:02:59 Big deal! For 25 years I pee 8 liters per day
00:03:12 No, hold on!
00:03:20 Was it because I was at the fountain on the Champs-Elysées
00:03:27 Moreover, I was suspended by the federation.
00:03:44 in that moment Georges' bullet flew into my fuse-box.
00:04:11 that job is yours!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed68
Dialogue density13.6 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:04:11
Production Record
DirectorKenneth Taylor
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes17