Urban Legend

00:01:56 You're listening to "Under the Covers" with Sasha...

00:09:00 I've been feeling so sick.

00:11:03 you were a sophomore.

00:13:25 Fine. No answer.

00:16:43 There are variations of this one...

00:20:11 Yeah, but who fell for it?

00:22:21 Someone told me that she was listening to my show when it happened.

00:25:52 Oh, God.

00:28:06 I'm gonna take a piss. I'll be right back.

00:33:44 Well, I thought it was the only way a girl would ever say he was hung.

00:37:47 I got some homework.

00:44:44 I contacted Michelle's high school-

00:47:31 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:51:51 My career options without a body of writing samples?

00:56:08 How awful...

01:00:49 - A beer. - Okay. Be right back.

01:04:44 Tell everybody why they should go home.

01:07:44 Goddamn, fucking sick, motherfucker!

01:13:55 I can't find Reese anywhere.

01:19:25 Stop that!

01:26:03 Course not.

01:28:12 Till tonight.

01:31:02 Very well done.

01:33:40 So if this is an urban legend...