Up the Academy

00:00:12 You know what you are, Chooch?

00:06:35 And you know why we beat those bastards?

00:09:54 Take it easy. If we're gonna be living together, we have got to try and get along.

00:13:13 Anyway, gentlemen, I think this semester can be a pleasant experience for all of us...

00:15:40 Holt, halt!

00:18:23 ...because it's coming into your life!

00:21:22 ...the faculty has never lost.

00:24:58 ...so I might head off any crises that might present themselves.

00:27:21 Same as Handleman, except the shit on a shingle's a little more tart.

00:29:58 No problem. I'll take care of it.

00:35:03 Yes, ma'am.

00:38:40 Follow that little sucker!

00:41:52 Yes, sir.

00:44:56 Then, while you guys carry Hash to the infirmary, Ververgaert and l...

00:48:43 Hold it.

00:51:05 You got any ideas, Chooch?

00:56:34 You're looking pretty hot yourself, kid. Excuse me?

01:00:46 The rest will take care of itself.

01:03:45 Hey, I love your class. We all do.

01:06:33 You never know when the shit's gonna hit the fan.

01:09:13 Vaughn. Vaughn, wait. No, Vaughn. Not yet!

01:11:59 Now, I want my pictures back, and I want them now.

01:17:41 ... in this annual classic today!

01:22:18 Play it again!