United States of Tara — S02E10 — Open House

00:00:00 PREVIOUSLY ON "UNITED STATES OF TARA"...

00:00:42 AND YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE ONE FOR REAL,

00:03:09 IT'S COMPLICATED, MARSH.

00:04:01 AND HE NODS, AND WE GO BACK TO OUR...

00:05:02 WHAT, THE MIMI MOLESTY DREAMS?

00:05:56 YOU LOOK GREAT.

00:06:39 TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU NEED.

00:07:52 I KNOW!

00:08:53 WE JUST HAVE TO... YOU KNOW, GET OUT OF THE CAR

00:10:00 BEING GAY IS LIKE LIVING IN A BUFFET.

00:11:03 I'LL, UH, I'LL SHOW YOU THE REST OF THE HOUSE.

00:12:22 WHILE WEARING ANOTHER MAN'S RING.

00:13:12 NOW, WHO IS SHE?

00:14:12 THANK YOU! THAT'S VERY HELPFUL!

00:15:24 UM, THIS...

00:16:51 I GOT THIS, UH, LEIF GARRETT ALBUM...

00:18:12 YOU KNOW, IF SHE EVER LOOKS IN THE MIRROR

00:19:23 YES, THIS WAS THE HOUSE HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE IN,

00:20:24 AS I FREQUENTLY DO, I THINK YOU'LL FIND

00:21:45 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THAT.

00:23:04 AND SHE'LL STILL BE LYING.

00:24:31 BUT THEY CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT EACH OTHER,

00:25:55 I KNOW, HONEY.

00:27:21 UGH!