UnHung Hero
2013 · 84 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 2,733 VOTES · DIR. Brian Spitz
Overview
When Patrick Moote's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal at a UCLA basketball game on the jumbotron, it unfortunately goes viral and hits TV networks worldwide. Days after the heartbreaking debacle, she privately reveals why she can’t be with him forever: Patrick’s small penis size. "Unhung Hero" follows the real life journey of Patrick as he boldly sets out to expose this extremely personal chapter of his life confronting ex-girlfriends, doctors, anthropologists and even adult film stars. From Witch-Doctors in Papua New Guinea to sex museums in Korea, Patrick has a lot of turf to cover on his globe trotting adventure to finally answer the age old question: Does size matter?
Dialogue Timeline - 2,059 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME - EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:05 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
00:04:35 I WAS IN THE POOL!
00:07:00 OKAY, YOU CAN GRAB HAY AND THROW IT IN THE BACK.
00:09:49 DETAIL WITH YOU ABOUT ALL THESE
00:13:15 YOUNG PERSON NOWADAYS HAS ON THEM?
00:17:13 DOES BOSS FEEL YOUR PAIN?
00:19:59 ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO.
00:23:01 IT'S BASED ON THE PREMISE
00:25:58 IF YOU NEED TO COMPENSATE FOR
00:29:18 DO YOU THINK THAT SIZE MATTERS TO WOMEN?
00:31:32 PUT ON PEOPLE BECAUSE OF CONCERNS ABOUT SMELL AND
00:34:46 IT'S OKAY.
00:38:49 YOU COULD POSSIBLY SHRINK YOUR PENIS.
00:42:37 ASIAN SIZE!
00:48:28 NO?
00:51:56 I AM CRAZY.
00:55:37 IT, AND THEN, THE MORE THEY
01:00:11 WERE YOU NERVOUS WHEN YOU...?
01:05:17 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WOW.
01:11:28 NOW, BUT JUST KEEP GROWING.
01:14:43 DIDN'T USED TO BE, AND IN THE
01:17:57 IS THAT FOR REAL? YOU DID?
01:21:32 [ LAUGHS ]
25:30:35 TWO IN THE MIDDLE.