UnHung Hero
2013 · 84 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 2,733 VOTES · DIR. Brian Spitz
Overview
When Patrick Moote's girlfriend rejects his marriage proposal at a UCLA basketball game on the jumbotron, it unfortunately goes viral and hits TV networks worldwide. Days after the heartbreaking debacle, she privately reveals why she can’t be with him forever: Patrick’s small penis size. "Unhung Hero" follows the real life journey of Patrick as he boldly sets out to expose this extremely personal chapter of his life confronting ex-girlfriends, doctors, anthropologists and even adult film stars. From Witch-Doctors in Papua New Guinea to sex museums in Korea, Patrick has a lot of turf to cover on his globe trotting adventure to finally answer the age old question: Does size matter?
Dialogue Timeline — 2,059 lines
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00:00:05 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
00:04:30 THE QUESTION, "AM I TOO SMALL?"
00:06:53 I THINK THAT'S MY SWEATSHIRT.
00:09:33 [ Chuckling ] SHE SAID THAT?
00:12:52 CLOTHES ON, YOU GO BACK TO CLASS.
00:16:05 HERE, LIKE, GROOVING ON THIS.
00:19:25 ...SEE IF WE GET GET A NICE SUCTION IN HERE.
00:22:19 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE.
00:25:20 SHE SAID THAT SHE COULDN'T MARRY
00:28:01 HERE, I WILL WEAR THAT DRESS.
00:30:47 BAD.
00:33:04 WELL, I WAS A PROSTITUTE FOR 20 YEARS.
00:37:25 BUY A DILDO, GOING, "I DON'T WANT IT TO BE TOO LONG.
00:40:46 WELCOME TO OUR FACTORY.
00:46:06 NO! NO!
00:49:32 WOMAN WILL EVER CHOOSE ME OVER A
00:53:27 THIS GUY HAS GOT TO BE HUGE.
00:56:54 HE PREPARES A RITUAL AND PLEADS WITH THE GODS.
01:02:25 IS THIS FUCKING CRAZY?
01:07:34 IT'LL KIND OF SETTLE MY FEARS A
01:12:33 IS PEOPLE'S REACTION TO ME.
01:15:07 [ LAUGHS ]
01:18:24 LITTLE OBSESSED WITH THIS WHOLE THING.
01:21:47 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?