Uncle Marin, the Billionaire
1979 · 88 MIN · IMDB 8.3 · 4,034 VOTES · DIR. Sergiu Nicolaescu
Overview
At a swanky hotel in a Black Sea resort, Gogu, one of the hotel employees, meets his uncle Marin, an Oltenian peasant who has come to visit. Gogu says he can sneak Marin into the hotel, as one of the rooms is empty awaiting the arrival of an American billionaire, Mr. Juvett. Marin is amazed by the revealing clothing worn by women at the resort, while the hotel guests are fascinated by his quaint peasant costume. In the hotel room, Marin is perplexed by the various gadgets. Meanwhile, the gangsters learn that Juvett has arrived at the hotel. Juvett is the father of the kidnapped girl, and is coming to pass over a million dollar ransom. A rival gang, who know about the kidnapping, plan to take the ransom for themselves. They follow Marin, believing him to be Juvett.
Dialogue Timeline — 791 lines
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00:07:33 UNCLE MARIN, THE BILLIONAIRE
00:09:42 Stay here.
00:11:32 - Is this an oleander? - Palm tree.
00:17:22 Who took my rags?
00:21:29 - Chief, he's here. - OK.
00:27:09 Where's that bag?
00:29:18 I see. I'll put it on your tab. The billionaire never carries money...
00:32:41 You look like hell.
00:35:22 Come on.
00:38:03 What did you do, idiots? I paid for your Judo lessons!
00:39:59 When will you sign the contract with United Petroleum?
00:42:49 What's wrong with you two? Why are you shaking like that?
00:45:20 I can faint again.
00:47:04 - Take her with you. - OK. So be it.
00:50:28 Mister!
00:53:09 Let's go out.
01:00:52 I can make them myself!
01:04:28 If they have caught her again and find out I called the police
01:06:45 - Who was that? - The gangsters changed the hour.
01:09:11 You're tickling me!
01:13:50 Don't leave the ring before the song ends.
01:19:43 God damn you all!
01:22:46 Gather all the southerners! They kidnapped Uncle Marin!
01:26:00 Veta, remind me to teach you "mouth to mouth breathing".