Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S04E12 — Kimmy Says Bye!

00:00:07 After all this time,

00:01:13 Between the three of us, we can sell five.

00:03:13 And you're so very old.

00:04:38 Forget about books.

00:05:54 Let's touch butts.

00:07:29 I get it. I suck.

00:09:02 I'm the one who got him that job.

00:10:46 But you've lived here for 40 years.

00:12:17 - Nono's pretty sick. - I didn't do it!

00:14:14 I got an internship to run Newsweek for the summer.

00:15:31 See? He's giving me context. I can follow this.

00:16:39 But of course, Eli said he would back off if I sleep with him.

00:18:24 I guess I'll just get married, then.

00:19:44 From 'cause I got the jitters!

00:21:12 You could never see me as an equal.

00:22:43 I was kissing you, Eli!

00:24:30 Why the hell are you talking into a bucket?

00:25:34 this neighborhood,

00:27:23 Hey! Another thing!

00:28:57 Yeah, everybody at Columbia is reading it.

00:30:23 Well, you found her.

00:31:58 Sir, how long would it take you to get me to Far Rockaway and back?

00:34:12 Thank you to everyone, especially myself.

00:37:56 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!