Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S04E05 — Kimmy and the Beest!

00:00:06 Okay, so for my audition, I will be singing Adele's "Hello."

00:01:52 Oh, the School Soda Trickery Council.

00:02:47 and Other Title Ideas.

00:03:49 You cut off the head, you kill the snake.

00:05:00 and hits the strings of his bass.

00:06:00 Yes! Yes! Yes!

00:06:57 and I was fired!

00:07:54 - Yeah. - Five dollars.

00:08:52 is what I was gonna say. Please don't interrupt me.

00:09:47 My mom...

00:10:49 rubbing your shoulders while you're looking at wedding dresses,

00:11:44 You know what? All right, missy.

00:12:58 I'm just saying maybe dumb it down.

00:13:57 No, more, but we paid extra to be in the jury box.

00:15:13 No!

00:16:48 Right back at you, Mr. A.

00:17:58 but at least here, I can see...

00:19:09 That's why you made Hudson do wrestling.

00:20:20 You're Ursula!

00:21:40 How'd you get in that calculator?

00:22:44 which is why I was screaming on the toilet all night!

00:24:24 - They went there. - I was waiting for that.

00:26:05 but he also locked her in a cage!

00:29:08 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!