Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S04E02 — Kimmy Has a Weekend!

00:00:06 Paycheck time!

00:01:02 Oh, C.H.E.R.Y./L., you are bad!

00:02:30 skateboard.

00:03:37 I have been slaving away... racist...

00:04:56 Titus, time to get up.

00:05:50 I wish I had his abs. Okay. Tomorrow!

00:06:57 This is gonna be it once I lose my head weight.

00:08:16 You gotta get used to people doing things for you.

00:09:20 But marriage hasn't stopped him from messing around.

00:10:28 His wife will call to find out what's going on.

00:11:33 Okay. You pick a color.

00:12:50 and I'm Broderick Knob Enh-Enh-Enh.

00:14:02 - Come on, just tell me what it means. - I will not.

00:15:05 Whatever.

00:16:12 Would you be willing to fly yourself to LA for the right opportunity?

00:17:10 even if it does have Annie Potts.

00:18:15 Those nails got to go!

00:19:11 I'm gonna say something.

00:20:26 There's a naked lady in that painting!

00:21:24 Thinking I'm just another fancy white jerk.

00:22:20 You should see how it looks in the light.

00:23:24 That's why I became white in the first place.

00:24:29 We did it!

00:26:59 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!