Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S03E13 — Kimmy Bites an Onion!
2017 · 33 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 395 VOTES · DIR. Ken Whittingham
Overview
Kimmy decides to become a crossing guard. Buoyed by the success of "Boobs in California," Titus tries to win back Mikey with help from Jacqueline.
Dialogue Timeline — 641 lines
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00:00:10 Hello, Kimmy.
00:01:51 before you come back to me?
00:02:56 I mean, honestly, Claus, at least work out.
00:04:03 They just give a generous donation to the hospital and cut the line.
00:05:17 Holy secret identity, Bat-President!
00:06:29 is just a sign-up sheet?
00:07:26 I think they're gonna make me leave.
00:08:39 Trigger warning, I'm about to say "bunker."
00:10:02 Lillian, you spent 40 years stuck in the past.
00:11:11 But only if you look at me.
00:12:16 and people who pretend to be nervous on planes.
00:14:02 You're so fancy.
00:14:57 Oh, yeah.
00:16:09 or a Transformer.
00:17:37 - How are things? - Not good.
00:18:42 Simone Biles trying to ride a roller coaster
00:20:48 Utilitarianism.
00:23:30 Mikey Michael Politano, stop it!
00:24:59 It may not be today or tomorrow
00:26:17 It's a lie, it stinks,
00:27:37 I'm the one who feels amazing!
00:28:46 Ah!
00:30:27 But I just effed out of college.
00:32:46 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!
Cast & Characters
Ellie Kemper
Kimmy Schmidt
Tituss Burgess
Titus Andromedon
Jane Krakowski
Jacqueline Voorhees / White
Carol Kane
Lillian Kaushtupper
Jim Gaffigan
Officer Krupke
Judah Friedlander
Gordy
Derek Klena
Doug / DJ Fingablast
Vin Knight
Dean Koontz
Rasheda Crockett
Teller
Matt Giroveanu
Audience Bro 1
Gerrard Lobo
Douchebag
Keith Rubin
Audience Bro 2
Julie Tice-Bubolz
Yuko
Sarah Marie Jenkins
Gordy's Girl
Lindsay Lauren Moore
Gordy's Girl
Kat Nejat
Gordy's Girl
Connie Shi
Melanie Bizne$$
Noah Robbins
Zach
Mike Carlsen
Mikey Politano
Peter Riegert
Artie Goodman
Brandon Andrus
Andrew
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed641
Dialogue density19.4 lines / min
First line00:00:10
Final line00:32:46
Production Record
DirectorKen Whittingham
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes395
Factoids
Episode
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, season 3, episode 13: Kimmy Bites an Onion!.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/61671/season/3/episode/13
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