Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S03E12 — Kimmy and the Trolley Problem!

00:00:07 But utilitarianism would say

00:01:22 God! Look, I've been working at the university TV station.

00:02:50 you know, a fascinating transition.

00:04:07 Thanks, Sam.

00:05:16 but with Russ, I feel like I am finally getting my reward.

00:06:07 for exactly this kind of opportunity.

00:07:39 I had no idea.

00:08:47 Christian Mingle, and what turned out to be

00:09:52 It's not easy to get people to care about this little fella

00:11:13 Hey, this thing has night vision.

00:12:38 - - Oh, no, no, no.

00:13:41 Looks like we have a deal.

00:14:47 It's because I have an obligation to help people.

00:16:04 How does this look? After the Post story,

00:17:08 sorting my shells.

00:18:32 I thought I'd never get married again after Roland died.

00:19:56 to get pumped for workouts.

00:21:13 which says something totally different,

00:22:37 and they're being nice to me...

00:23:51 Mine was learning that I'm smart

00:25:35 I shot him that night.

00:26:54 There are a lot of ways to help people,

00:28:27 when you take a show like The Americans for granted.

00:31:15 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!