Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S03E09 — Kimmy Goes to Church!

00:00:13 Titus, I've been thinking a lot about God lately.

00:01:31 I'll do you one better.

00:03:26 I love all the music.

00:04:34 I went to a store with my friend earlier.

00:05:46 Oh, I sure could use some strong arms tomorrow.

00:07:18 No one on the message boards told me his wife died.

00:08:38 I have performed my humanitarian act for today.

00:09:56 Lillian Kaushtupper.

00:11:07 Clara is trying to destroy me.

00:12:05 Back at Ray's Original Baptist Church in Chickasaw County, Mississippi,

00:13:16 I hope so; those shoes are genuine white-faced capuchin.

00:14:35 He doesn't have any friends and can't afford anything in there.

00:15:47 Like a toilet or your mouth. But still!

00:17:26 Like how Jesus knew Judas would betray him in the morning.

00:18:26 Not long after I moved to New York,

00:19:36 Did you know he made a bunch of shoes once during a cocaine bender?

00:21:18 That's your coat?

00:22:24 Oh, I gotta tell Kimmy her dumb plan is off.

00:23:48 I have to go to the Benedict Arnold Club dressed like this?

00:25:23 Obviously. So what?

00:26:32 This morning's reading is from Saint James.

00:27:44 This whole place is a wolves' nest.

00:28:49 Amen!

00:31:33 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!