Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S03E05 — Kimmy Steps on a Crack!
2017 · 31 MIN · IMDB 7.5 · 633 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Richmond
Overview
The FBI enlists Kimmy's help when former mole woman Gretchen tries to start a cult of her own. Titus is stricken with a strange disease.
Dialogue Timeline — 605 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:08 Ugh, come on, Kimmy.
00:01:47 I have a cold,
00:02:43 Snake hair, never has stamps, is white.
00:03:49 Cyndee Pokorny and Donna Maria Nuñez already tried,
00:05:17 No offense.
00:06:16 and to the family Jet...
00:07:14 Maybe you can see Russ at the hospital.
00:08:13 The only ingredient is "chunks."
00:09:39 Ma'am, that bit doesn't work without some kind of partition.
00:10:41 Oh, you're such a tool!
00:11:40 - Fine! - Whatever.
00:13:13 I mean, obviously, you don't want Duke to have it.
00:14:22 the first female clown.
00:15:19 I know I could.
00:16:22 Back to Titus.
00:18:52 Don't come in quite yet.
00:20:02 What? No!
00:21:14 Gene, how's the girlfriend?
00:22:15 but in East Dogmouth,
00:23:41 I'll make it for you anytime you want.
00:24:47 the recipe and a real marriage with someone who loves him.
00:26:12 Not giving up is the elephant matriarch,
00:27:20 It's gonna be so quiet.
00:30:15 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!
Cast & Characters
Ellie Kemper
Kimmy Schmidt
Tituss Burgess
Titus Andromedon
Jane Krakowski
Jacqueline Voorhees / White
Carol Kane
Lillian Kaushtupper
Adrienne C. Moore
Cindy Hayes
Phyllis Somerville
Meemaw
Drew Beasley
Lucas
Osh Ghanimah
Clerk
Oliver Gifford
Zach
Sebastian Martinez
Jasper
Bridger Winegar
Gay SWAT Guy
Ndeye N'Diaye
Elaine
Michael Warmoth
SWAT Officer
Steve French
Documentary narrator (voice)
Josh Charles
Duke Snyder
Harris Yulin
Orson Snyder
Matt Oberg
Agent Yermuther
Daniel Breaker
Agent Dunleavy
Sara Chase
Cyndee Pokorny
Lauren Adams
Gretchen Chalker
Sol Miranda
Donna Maria Nuñez
Peter Riegert
Artie Goodman
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed605
Dialogue density19.5 lines / min
First line00:00:08
Final line00:30:15
Production Record
DirectorJeff Richmond
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes633
Factoids
Episode
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, season 3, episode 5: Kimmy Steps on a Crack!.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/61671/season/3/episode/5
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