Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S03E03 — Kimmy Can't Help You!
2017 · 32 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 651 VOTES · DIR. Don Scardino
Overview
A surprise visitor delivers divorce papers to Kimmy. Jacqueline comes up with a plan to get Russ's dad to rename the Redskins.
Dialogue Timeline — 618 lines
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00:00:07 Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
00:01:10 They have to do it.
00:02:15 and he does not like me.
00:03:29 to beef up my college application.
00:04:38 Wow, you have a lovely home.
00:05:42 and get 'em back to Durnsville by Thursday,
00:07:13 Fake dialing a phone when you're in a porno?
00:08:13 I know you can't change people.
00:09:11 And we can talk and bond.
00:10:33 Well, I have the organs of a 35-year-old Guatemalan gardener.
00:11:56 Duke is gonna be in charge?
00:13:15 I teach creative writing at prisons around the country.
00:14:22 "The next time I see you...
00:15:37 Knock, knock.
00:16:52 You don't get to decide when I tell people about my heritage, Russ.
00:18:31 What the heck's a "minton"?
00:20:19 So, if I'm right,
00:21:44 He can't flip my cereal bowl in my face and call me a dummy.
00:22:57 Don't be ridiculous, Jacqueline.
00:24:15 Waffles don't travel!
00:25:44 Welcome to the Redskins family!
00:27:15 Shh, it's okay.
00:28:30 Not a fan, Kimmy!
00:31:33 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!
Cast & Characters
Ellie Kemper
Kimmy Schmidt
Tituss Burgess
Titus Andromedon
Jane Krakowski
Jacqueline Voorhees / White
Carol Kane
Lillian Kaushtupper
Laura Dern
Wendy Hebert
David Cross
Russ Snyder
Todd Alan Crain
Episcopal Priest
James Alsop
Dancer
Autavia Bailey
Dancer
Phil Collins
Dancer
Santron Freeman
Dancer
Tenile Jimenez
Dancer
Gil Birmingham
Virgil
Sheri Foster
Fern
Josh Charles
Duke Snyder
Harris Yulin
Orson Snyder
Mark Doherty
Flash
Asa Somers
Drew
Tanner Flood
Buckley Voorhees
Sara Chase
Cyndee Pokorny
Sol Miranda
Donna Maria Nuñez
Chris Northrop
Meth-Head Charlie
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed618
Dialogue density19.3 lines / min
First line00:00:07
Final line00:31:33
Production Record
DirectorDon Scardino
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes651
Factoids
Episode
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, season 3, episode 3: Kimmy Can't Help You!.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/61671/season/3/episode/3
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