Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S03E02 — Kimmy's Roommate Lemonades!

00:00:07 So that's the dormitory.

00:01:04 I took one when I was in high school.

00:02:04 I know you're sitting. Sit again.

00:03:37 but he's out of town, so it's all on my shoulders.

00:04:41 One: Making decisions."

00:07:37 Wait. You're back from the cruise?

00:08:44 You're just preventing these people from getting clean water.

00:09:42 - Anyone but you. - Me.

00:10:33 Oh, okay, uh, but also, no.

00:11:42 clean up the sludgefront, more yuppies will move in.

00:12:59 And if you have any questions...

00:14:00 Okay, but what if you're really just a brain

00:15:29 Titus, I know you don't believe me,

00:16:44 Yep, it was the '80s, and my mom really loved the Bears.

00:17:37 - Like Buridan's Ass. -

00:18:38 but then it turned out to be a cardboard cutout.

00:19:35 and you're gonna come running back to me,

00:20:42 Spin-Noza? The Sephardic DJ?

00:21:58 so I don't mind saying it.

00:22:50 I'll be your pet. I'll go wherever you want.

00:23:53 Like Epcot or Mall of America.

00:25:13 What are we doing here? Who are we meeting?

00:26:11 a bird pool.

00:30:44 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!