Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S03E01 — Kimmy Gets Divorced?!

00:00:24 Don't even.

00:01:38 I've been filling my days with the most awful things.

00:02:41 Me, I went to SUNY Old Paltz.

00:04:10 Or is it that your head is getting bigger?

00:05:17 And now, in the name of me,

00:06:30 in this very public place with many witnesses,

00:07:38 But Mikey knows you're back, right?

00:08:50 Then you won't. We'll find you another job.

00:09:44 When he gets back, let's go on a double date.

00:10:48 A divorce so he can get remarried.

00:11:59 Jealous?

00:13:03 I know how weak you are in the face of adversity,

00:14:22 No, dummy.

00:15:18 - Mimi, we said don't do that. - Come on, Mrs. Kanassis.

00:16:22 I'm gonna exercise like those morons in that Olympic show.

00:17:40 But a condom full of heroin exploded in my stomach,

00:18:48 Do it... for Mikey.

00:20:17 Hello?

00:21:22 Why don't our shins have butts?

00:22:58 Wow. Titus, I love it, man.

00:24:14 Uh, I don't know.

00:25:36 and I would go see him.

00:26:37 plus a pretty rare Beanie Baby

00:29:28 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!