Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S02E11 — Kimmy Meets a Celebrity!

00:00:07 Okay, Mom.

00:01:05 No. Too late!

00:02:19 ♪ ALL: Unbreakable

00:03:25 That movie is so sad.

00:04:47 I can't shave my hair because it might be a side effect.

00:06:06 And how's Brandon? Is he in New York?

00:07:03 Okay.

00:08:39 She was eaten and then pooped out

00:10:15 So I say to you, good day, sir.

00:11:26 No. No!

00:12:36 that comes before

00:13:52 So we've covered popcorn, pre-Federline Britney,

00:14:58 Pizza Rat!

00:16:08 and that woman deserved it. Go on.

00:17:21 you wait so long that the girl eventually kisses you

00:18:47 DR. DAVE: Oh. Oh.

00:19:48 Kimmy!

00:20:49 "When you hear the snap, you got a possum to bury."

00:22:08 What? I'm not crying for you.

00:23:15 to be your dream wedding to Brandon Yeagley,

00:24:36 before chubs took over the whole floating door.

00:25:47 The world could use more Tituses.

00:27:26 Boy, you're lucky you have friends

00:28:58 Yes!