Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S02E10 — Kimmy Goes to Her Happy Place!

00:00:07 How are your hands so smooth?

00:01:04 Everything! What will you wear?

00:02:06 I kind of wonder how Mikey's family is gonna react to all this.

00:03:17 TITUS: Tangerine. Thyroid. Two turtledoves.

00:04:24 "Thanks, Kimmy. Now I've got two."

00:05:41 My prom date was a guy made out of cans who went home with a different girl.

00:06:36 before you were even a twinkle in the eye of the dog

00:07:51 And it's wearing a cape?

00:09:04 He's a real guy's guy.

00:10:13 Titus isn't my fireman's doctor.

00:11:55 Well, they do help motivate him not to wet the bed.

00:12:51 You have every raisin... Oh, come on, Banandrea.

00:14:11 ♪ And wish that I were dead

00:15:23 Of course.

00:16:37 I wrote a song that rhymed "tolerance" with...

00:17:55 What do you think, I can't carry my own brown-bag porno?

00:18:59 What? That's Richard Belzer.

00:20:10 You people are useless.

00:21:25 I will need a microphone, a face towel, and some live butterflies.

00:22:51 ♪ ♪ Ding-dong diddly, ♪ ding-dong diddly

00:24:04 Nothing. That I hate the Reverend.

00:25:15 Bingo! Ain't just a river in Egypt.

00:26:48 And I'll prove it.

00:28:56 ♪ HAPPY SNAKE: ♪ That's snake-sational!