Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S02E09 — Kimmy Meets a Drunk Lady!

00:00:14 Morning, Charlie!

00:01:25 to something great,

00:02:21 but we only have one slot left.

00:03:29 bean and Fun.

00:04:38 The spinning bar on top of the Marriott!

00:05:50 and if you get pried open, you'll die?

00:06:56 You're crazy! Look it...

00:07:51 I ask you to do one simple thing...

00:09:08 ♪ Snibby snip-snip boom fat ♪ ship-ship cat doo

00:10:51 It was our worst fight ever.

00:11:52 you know who else doesn't sleep a lot? Dolphins.

00:13:09 What do you mean "therapy"?

00:14:17 is Cate Blanchett good, or is she just tall?

00:15:31 Where am I?

00:17:12 Once at a petting zoo, I slapped a goat

00:18:08 I helped Ms. Jacqueline get divorced and poor.

00:19:03 Even my cat forgets I'm there.

00:20:14 I can feel myself giving up on it already.

00:21:18 This doesn't look like where they sent Dylan McKay

00:22:32 That's not Trent's dog.

00:23:35 for 15 years by an insane reverend.

00:25:23 is going to the state licensing board,

00:26:29 What is...

00:28:03 ♪ Hey, hey, hey