Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S02E08 — Kimmy Goes to a Hotel!
2016 · 29 MIN · IMDB 7.7 · 625 VOTES · DIR. Steve Buscemi
Overview
On Fake Christmas, Kimmy and Dong take a trip to the Poconos, and a Jewish family claims that Jacqueline's prized Mondrian is rightfully theirs.
Dialogue Timeline — 545 lines
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00:00:06 Merry Christmas, everyone! Please.
00:01:04 Where's Dong?
00:02:07 ♪ But females are strong as hell
00:03:18 I can't pay you. Come on.
00:04:22 good-bye forever.
00:05:26 When will this liberal war on Fake Christmas end?
00:06:18 in this 1936 photo of the family home.
00:07:25 What...
00:08:40 We shouldn't wait to live our lives.
00:09:40 Hey, are you the manager?
00:10:56 Oh, God.
00:12:10 I've never stayed at a hotel before,
00:13:31 One, two, three...
00:15:33 I had a weird childhood.
00:16:38 JACQUELINE: I've got to do it for my family.
00:17:49 What happened to...
00:18:39 McDonaldland gift card
00:19:37 Yes, we are gonna have to recast your old part.
00:20:40 I'm going home to celebrate Fake Christmas
00:22:06 Hello, 911, this is Kimmy.
00:23:02 but she was wrong.
00:24:03 You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
00:25:27 but it took, like, four hours,
00:27:06 Baby girl, did you have sex today?
Cast & Characters
Ellie Kemper
Kimmy Schmidt
Tituss Burgess
Titus Andromedon
Jane Krakowski
Jacqueline Voorhees / White
Carol Kane
Lillian Kaushtupper
Ki Hong Lee
Dong Nguyen
Joshua Jackson
Purvis
Jason Kravits
Gary Dubbin
Suzan Perry
Sonja
Banji Aborisade
Rodney
Bradley W. Anderson
Cop #1
Cory Palmer
Cop #2
D.K. Bowser
Swamp Mummy
Joseph McKenna
Grim Reaper
David Cross
Russ Snyder
Gil Birmingham
Virgil
Sheri Foster
Fern
Amy Sedaris
Mimi Kanassis
Mike Carlsen
Mikey Politano
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed545
Dialogue density18.8 lines / min
First line00:00:06
Final line00:27:06
Production Record
DirectorSteve Buscemi
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes625
Factoids
Episode
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, season 2, episode 8: Kimmy Goes to a Hotel!.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/61671/season/2/episode/8
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