Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S02E07 — Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!
2016 · 31 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 651 VOTES · DIR. Maggie Carey
Overview
Jacqueline's gala plans hit a snag when Deirdre Robespierre throws a party the same night. Kimmy stops to pee at a bar and meets a cute Army vet.
Dialogue Timeline — 630 lines
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00:00:09 JACQUELINE: Christopher Columbus.
00:01:08 which is a cap sleeve, trumpet hem gown
00:02:17 The $1,000-a-plate ticket barely covers expenses.
00:03:25 but it was the 5-foot instead of the 10-foot.
00:04:30 I will have a large cocoa and some chicken nuggets, with ketchup.
00:05:59 ♪ Jinky bongs ♪ Jinky bongs ♪ Jinky Halloween, hey!
00:07:07 Tell me about it.
00:08:19 And he thought I was a soldier too.
00:09:12 It's exhausting.
00:10:15 Oh, maybe she got hacked, like on the news.
00:11:07 Jacqueline!
00:12:11 He flipped the date the other way.
00:13:26 "The Leibniz to my Newton.
00:15:18 I guess I should eat all the oysters first.
00:16:20 My only education is Snapple caps.
00:17:23 Turdgun!
00:18:36 I'm not the one who assumed all gay people know how to arrange flowers.
00:19:44 JACQUELINE: Obviously, my loft isn't perfect.
00:21:04 What would you do to make that happen?
00:23:15 She's the one that married a fireman, right?
00:24:25 I'm just gonna live as Sia now.
00:25:28 to adult movie star, I assume.
00:26:38 We give to causes that actually affect us.
00:28:19 ♪ Chandelier
Cast & Characters
Ellie Kemper
Kimmy Schmidt
Tituss Burgess
Titus Andromedon
Jane Krakowski
Jacqueline Voorhees / White
Carol Kane
Lillian Kaushtupper
Sam Page
Keith
John C. Vennema
Ashton Splode
Ashley Kate Adams
Tori
Joseph Dellger
Frank
Adriana DeMeo
Sandra
Josh Evans
Waiter
Rachel Oyama
Kristyn
Ronnie Rose Jr.
Construction Worker #1
Truck Hudson
Construction Worker #2
Luke Rosen
Construction Worker #3
Ned Van Zandt
Walter
Meg Jay
Ally the Salon Patron
Anna Camp
Dierdre Robespierre
Gil Birmingham
Virgil
Sheri Foster
Fern
Julie Tice-Bubolz
Yuko
Jon Hamm
Richard Wayne Gary Wayne
Amy Sedaris
Mimi Kanassis
Mike Carlsen
Mikey Politano
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed630
Dialogue density20.3 lines / min
First line00:00:09
Final line00:28:19
Production Record
DirectorMaggie Carey
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes651
Factoids
Episode
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, season 2, episode 7: Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/61671/season/2/episode/7
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