Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S02E04 — Kimmy Kidnaps Gretchen!

00:00:13 Excuse me, ma'am? Wha...

00:01:14 and you said you wanted to be my jeans.

00:02:17 You need my Ex-Box.

00:03:32 What's-his-name threw a hammer at me.

00:04:37 have learned the secrets of Cosmetology,

00:05:41 ♪ Together forever, ♪ the fun never ends

00:06:41 Well, I don't want to do your dirty work, Titus. I like Mikey.

00:08:00 I thought you were free at last,

00:08:57 what we were saying behind his back.

00:10:06 Bears, cubs, wolves, chicken hawks.

00:11:42 That's exactly what a lizard or lotion person would say.

00:12:55 That's it. I'm re-kidnapping you!

00:14:05 I mean, Timon and Pumbaa?

00:15:28 I just had a feeling those two would click,

00:16:49 I feezed on him, Lillian.

00:18:00 This.

00:19:38 Oh, cracker on a cracker!

00:20:37 Get out, woman! Go make babies!

00:21:47 Look, Lillian,

00:23:09 Is that the sheep captain?

00:24:16 but that's not you. And that's okay.

00:25:35 I'm actually in the middle of something.

00:26:34 who'd have to Property Brothers this gut job.

00:28:10 NARRATOR: Bunny and Kitty is rated TV-MA.