Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S02E02 — Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

00:00:07 This is a year-round Christmas store?

00:01:14 it's this place.

00:02:43 Are they buying it?

00:03:53 ♪ ALL: Unbreakable ♪ They alive, damn it

00:04:49 If anyone asks where I've been,

00:05:58 When I was a kid, that's where I got my cool nurse shoes,

00:07:14 And not just 'cause I dress up in them

00:08:21 It's actually pre-fall, but you're sweet.

00:09:32 Hey! Sicko!

00:11:12 But we shouldn't, right?

00:12:26 and you have to guess whether it's a man?

00:13:45 Yeah?

00:14:55 The tortoise shells were collected

00:16:03 Oh, Deirdre.

00:18:00 I just get rejected like a crinkly dollar bill

00:19:11 We may never know!

00:20:29 Oh, that's... Wait a minute.

00:22:07 I came out to you.

00:23:08 Titus, wait.

00:24:41 and it's not just the sewer pizza.

00:25:42 And then, like, your crotch gets a headache?

00:27:04 Did you hear? She got fat in Connecticut.

00:28:15 Please stop!

00:29:43 Oh, I picked up Mookie's stationery.