Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S02E01 — Kimmy Goes Roller Skating!

00:00:07 Merry Christmas.

00:01:09 SONJA: I'm gonna kill you.

00:02:07 He was my first crush.

00:03:15 ♪ ALL: Unbreakable

00:04:23 Mmm, you dropped me every time.

00:05:25 at Vonda's uncle's mulch business. What, dear?

00:06:38 Ugh. Don't become some d-bag lacrosse player.

00:07:42 Whatever, Mom.

00:08:42 You're like a cartoon person.

00:10:00 he will leave you with an unpaid dental bill

00:11:03 to insure my assets at that time.

00:12:05 No, sir, ma'am. That guy is buy the last one.

00:13:03 Actually, Sonja's at her Bikram hot yogurt class,

00:14:13 'cause, like, she makes the most sense.

00:15:08 or, "I'm not gay,

00:16:26 Jackie Lynn, you belong to another tribe now.

00:17:52 ♪ ♪ Pizza party for one

00:18:47 I have many past lives inside me.

00:19:39 where everyone's moral relatives.

00:20:47 I know what I have to do!

00:21:47 Oh, now there's one in your hair.

00:23:15 You know I'm right!

00:24:40 for the first time anywhere,

00:27:04 Mmm.