Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S01E11 — Kimmy Rides a Bike!

00:00:08 Oh, hey, Kimmy.

00:01:03 The new tapes are here!

00:01:45 I'll have to watch it on the Internet.

00:03:16 for kidnapping, lying to a census worker,

00:04:17 and then there were three sets of footprints,

00:05:11 But now I am in daily sessions with Tristafé,

00:06:09 I'm Marcia. He's Chris.

00:07:11 faith wasn't a crime in this country.

00:08:16 I'd like to play you folks a little song

00:09:14 - How's that? - Yeah.

00:10:14 Mm!

00:11:12 Be like a drunk girl getting out of a cab,

00:11:58 My mind is so blank,

00:13:09 a private conversation with Tristafé?

00:13:55 of their trip to see the fall colors.

00:15:15 The sun is shining.

00:16:33 Well, if I were you,

00:17:33 My point is, what if I had let them out

00:18:39 And the Devil herself shall appear in a cloud of smoke

00:19:37 No, I didn't.

00:20:34 all I cared about was the lurid, titillating details.

00:21:45 Kimmy, how dare you?

00:22:32 Why do we keep doing this to ourselves,

00:24:40 Good night, everybody!