Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S01E09 — Kimmy Has a Birthday!

00:00:09 Oh, excuse me, sir?

00:00:59 "I haven't gone to Africa yet."

00:02:12 Gee, that sounds like a lot of work.

00:03:20 who, shocker, didn't show up today?

00:04:10 Boy, driving to New York sure was a great idea, Dad.

00:05:18 She's no snitch."

00:06:24 Are you gonna be back in time to help me set up for the party?

00:07:27 I haven't been to a Sam Goody since 1998.

00:08:12 "But how?" she continued.

00:09:41 No. Can you at least play music that has words in it?

00:10:53 Look, can I just borrow your phone?

00:11:46 I had a corn chip in one hand and your phone in the other.

00:12:49 Ow! Why?

00:13:39 for 15 years screwed up your life!

00:14:27 Of course it makes me feel better!

00:15:28 How am I supposed to have a normal life

00:16:25 Oh, no!

00:17:19 And my assistant bought the presents for Kimmy.

00:18:34 I don't know how that happened with the wall.

00:19:31 'cause you did it.

00:20:22 Here's my song...

00:21:47 I don't know.

00:22:46 Randy!

00:25:43 Good night, everybody!