Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S01E08 — Kimmy Is Bad at Math!

00:00:19 Ugh! Unbelievable.

00:01:42 The Olsen twins, they're four people.

00:02:41 Of course, I'm here for you.

00:03:32 But he is good at math.

00:04:35 Mrs. Voorhees, I live with a very serious peanut allergy,

00:05:35 It's Kimmy from GED class.

00:06:23 He won't hire any more delivery guys.

00:07:16 Oh, Kimmy,

00:08:15 rhymes with "shmavorced."

00:09:19 Nice day, huh, sir?

00:10:18 Mm, be wary of a rich man's interest.

00:11:22 but she won't sign the reality show appearance waiver.

00:12:15 just so I could seduce Julian.

00:13:07 I can't.

00:13:57 I came to New York because of movies like Wall Sugar...

00:15:00 Me, too. Don't tell the guys.

00:16:11 This is about you.

00:17:03 and Hu Zha Qi docked my pay because of you.

00:18:01 Well, Kimmy, Julian's coming home tonight

00:19:09 It's not really about the money.

00:20:03 I thought I would die there.

00:21:25 That's worth zero, which is a number, by the way.

00:22:46 I could listen to you English guys talk all day.

00:25:22 Good night, everybody!