Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S01E06 — Kimmy Goes to School!

00:00:07 I'm so proud of you, Lil' Kim,

00:00:57 What if the other uneducated adults see me?

00:02:22 Nero's Castle.

00:03:21 Today's lesson, the 1989 Tom Berenger movie

00:04:35 Excuse me, Teach?

00:05:30 And if I'm gonna pass the GED,

00:06:15 Is that all you got?

00:07:07 After working at a broke inner-city school

00:07:52 Please, I need the production value.

00:09:07 Here...

00:09:57 If you can keep Obama's human mask on

00:11:01 The kids leave all kinds of things behind

00:11:55 You son of a bitch.

00:13:19 Oh, you're in The Matrix.

00:14:03 Second of all, you mess with Kimmy,

00:14:51 of Michael Jordan teaching gym.

00:15:39 don't know I'm living in the basement.

00:16:21 It's just at teachers' lounge.

00:17:06 'Cause he'll probably replace me

00:18:03 What? Oh, no.

00:18:53 Oh, my God, thank you...

00:19:39 Run, Lillian!

00:20:24 Well, Mr. L wants us to fail so he never has to work again.

00:23:15 Good night, everybody!