Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S01E05 — Kimmy Kisses a Boy!

00:00:08 Hey, Red.

00:01:23 Good morning, Black!

00:02:14 like I abandoned Cyndee.

00:03:00 The most important meal of the day.

00:03:57 Oh. I'm so sorry.

00:04:50 Oh, my gosh. Super great!

00:05:33 White people kiss their dogs.

00:06:23 - What? - Gay as a penguin.

00:07:19 Which means you wouldn't care if I tried to seduce him.

00:08:14 Really? Kimmy, that's crazy.

00:09:18 I mean, I don't know what that means.

00:10:15 You're lying to my friend.

00:11:11 Really?

00:12:10 What do I do?

00:13:12 Dude, I think it's great

00:14:00 Like, relationship-wise?

00:14:58 Kimmy, don't use that kind of language

00:15:49 Your whole life in Durnsville

00:16:45 It's a thing now, and maybe I'm overthinking it,

00:17:32 They just appeared!

00:18:21 None of that is correct.

00:19:22 but I think that's what I want, too.

00:20:37 because you really do have everything you want.

00:22:53 Good night, everybody.