Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt — S01E02 — Kimmy Gets a Job!

00:00:07 All right, Kimmy, listen up.

00:00:52 Do you have any idea how much I have on my plate?

00:01:40 for 20 children and their Caribbean chaperones.

00:03:06 I mean, rent is one thing, but I need new head shots,

00:04:02 We have to pump her stomach

00:04:58 Oh, my God.

00:05:55 Her friends left, but I think you should know

00:06:38 This looks like a party for a child.

00:07:38 We don't need no busted-up Iron Man stealing our tips.

00:08:32 Your stepmother expects you to be at your half-brother's party

00:09:22 Right, Vera?

00:10:26 Aw. That's the worst.

00:11:25 - Kimmy? - Huh?

00:12:20 Tonight's gonna be crazy debauchery.

00:13:18 but we will not be opening presents until he gets here.

00:14:09 with Disney's copyright lawyers.

00:15:15 And I never should have trusted you.

00:16:15 and ruin neighborhoods.

00:16:58 You've read, like, two books in the last 15 years.

00:17:57 Isn't that right, Kelea?

00:18:41 I'm gonna figure you out, Kimmy,

00:19:39 Kimmy, I think my marriage is falling apart.

00:20:39 Everything will be okay.

00:23:03 Good night, everybody!