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00:00:53 UHF

00:08:38 Stupid!!

00:11:56 Now, what are we doin' here? It's your deal, Harvey.

00:15:17 No, no, no... like this.

00:18:16 Does this look like a Number Two pencil?

00:21:06 Where'd you get this? Don't you know that stealing mail is a federal offense?

00:24:21 let's go over and maybe we can get a few words out of him.

00:27:34 And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.

00:30:36 Um Mr. Ramsey, would it be correct to assume that your organization is against gun control?

00:34:52 I finished polishing all the doorknobs.

00:38:33 of a sadistic roadrunner, who mocks him and laughs at him

00:41:57 these floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!'

00:45:55 'Raul's Wild Kingdom,' coming to you live from my apartment!

00:49:15 But, s s s

00:53:30 followed by 'Underwater Bingo For Teens' and... 'Fun With Dirt.'

00:57:06 I'm dead meat.

01:01:41 Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, this is just something I had to do.Don't worry about it. There's no possible way

01:05:47 to go before tomorrow night. I can do it, George... I can do it.

01:09:48 Hey, come on, can't you help a guy out? Anything...

01:19:03 I'm you're worst nightmare

01:23:07 sheep.I always know I've got them exactly where I want them.

01:27:39 I've noticed that your station is late in filing for its license renewal this year.

01:31:15 Let's go this very minute No, dear, please...

01:36:44 This Film is Dedicated to the Memory fo Trinidad Silva