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00:00:53 UHF

00:08:38 Stupid!!

00:11:50 Oh yeah? I won again, huh?' Yeh Right. Thanks, Louie. Bye.

00:15:07 This is my home. I live here.

00:18:06 Oh, come on, he can't be all that bad.

00:20:47 Betty, hold my calls. Yes, Mr. Fletcher.

00:23:59 We now go live to U62's Pamela Finklestein on the steps at City Hall.

00:27:21 Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.

00:29:58 there's a nifty surprise inside every box of Mrs. Hockenburger's...

00:34:12 Swimming pools

00:38:00 We're gonna have so much fun...

00:41:08 It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop.I miss

00:44:42 What's it gonna be?

00:48:19 I'm in HELL! Teri! Teri pick up the phone. Pick the phone.Pick up the phone! Oh Teri. Oh Teri. PLEEEEESE. Oh Teri.

00:52:28 This is a very good watermelon. Tastes like poop.

00:55:31 This is an embarrassment. A disgrace!

00:59:36 George, where are you gonna to come up with that kind of money?

01:04:30 If we succeed, then the station will belong to all of us.

01:08:38 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK...

01:12:09 Now I got three guys out here

01:21:44 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:25:39 to these people before this transaction takes place...

01:29:28 Hey George I want you to know that I'm mighty proud to be a part of your team.

01:33:32 We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen