Ubalda, All Naked and Warm

1972 · 91 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 621 VOTES · DIR. Mariano Laurenti

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Overview

During the Middle Ages, a clumsy knight returns home where his wife awaits him. Sensuous and beautiful, she has attracted several male admirers during his absence, but her chastity belt has maintained her faithfulness. Now is her chance to wrest the key from him and enjoy herself. The knight’s portly friend has a similar problem with his equally gorgeous wife. And to top it off, both men have designs on the other’s wife — leading them to devise painful methods to discourage the other from trespassing.

Dialogue Timeline — 911 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:06 UBALDA, ALL NAKED AND WARM

00:06:57 And this is the key...

00:10:05 This is nothing,now you'll feel my famous masterstroke !

00:13:34 What's that noise ? Go and look...

00:16:19 Do I have to drink it all ?!

00:19:23 And, actually...

00:22:51 Take the notary's counsel, he's a valiant man of law...

00:26:17 Master, my husband is unable to fornicate with me .

00:29:13 No, by the neck ! That's it should hang Odersi !

00:32:16 - I won't talk with that man. - Very well, I'll talk...

00:39:48 If you're that jealous, order them to stop working...

00:42:30 What a fool not to realize you are the husband !

00:46:06 - No one must enter, not even you. - Why ?

00:50:54 I'll feed you to de pigs! You filthy brute!

00:55:45 I forgot... I'm a poor friar, so you pay the bill.

00:58:25 If not, I'm not moving...

01:01:41 If we're late it'll be your fault!

01:05:21 It's not my husband...

01:09:01 Saint Fertility, my husband's back!

01:12:17 Who knows what's in my head?!

01:15:31 Do you think they'll ask questions?

01:18:25 - Do you really want get onions? - But we're getting them for you...

01:21:12 - I've lost it! - Me too!

01:24:17 I feel my mind move, and snakes all over me...

Cast & Characters

Edwige Fenech Ubalda Pippo Franco Olimpio de' Pannocchieschi Karin Schubert Fiamma Umberto D'Orsi Mastro Oderisi Pino Ferrara Il Frate Manesco Gino Pagnani Mastro Deodato Alberto Sorrentino Notaio Adone Bellezza Renato Malavasi Il Medico Dante Cleri Il Vero Pittore Cantarano Da Nola Renato Montalbano

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed911

Dialogue density10.0 lines / min

First line00:00:06

Final line01:24:17

Production Record

DirectorMariano Laurenti

LanguageItalian

IMDb votes621