Ubalda, All Naked and Warm

1972 · 91 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 621 VOTES · DIR. Mariano Laurenti

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Overview

During the Middle Ages, a clumsy knight returns home where his wife awaits him. Sensuous and beautiful, she has attracted several male admirers during his absence, but her chastity belt has maintained her faithfulness. Now is her chance to wrest the key from him and enjoy herself. The knight’s portly friend has a similar problem with his equally gorgeous wife. And to top it off, both men have designs on the other’s wife — leading them to devise painful methods to discourage the other from trespassing.

Dialogue Timeline — 911 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:06 UBALDA, ALL NAKED AND WARM

00:07:00 In war I could lose an arm,a leg, my head...but this never !

00:10:17 First you want to rob me,and now you want to rape this poor girl !

00:13:53 It seems the war gave him a holly thrashing !

00:16:55 Fiamma, at last !

00:19:51 - Then let's use another bed ! - Yes, Olimpio...

00:23:25 But no... after being widowed, he married Lady Ubalda...

00:27:05 - Oh, how wonderful ! - Stop ! I'll do the ear bit .

00:30:08 Who'd have thought !

00:33:28 What's that, the "soldier's slap"?!

00:40:57 Nu, not the market!

00:43:46 - No ? - No ?

00:49:00 Hold still, don't push!

00:54:09 He was giving me advice, but I fell asleep...

00:57:08 Go rest, then. I'm going to console that poor girl...

01:00:00 I'll paint you, you son of the beach!

01:04:23 I'm the hard one that heals!

01:07:50 - We should bury it... - Yes, but not close to the house.

01:11:42 Take that,shitface!

01:14:53 ... but I find that dress truly scandalous!

01:17:27 - Well then, I'm off... - Yes, go, I'll wait for you here.

01:20:48 Peace? - Peace...

01:24:02 ... of chastity belts and a similar protective devices.

01:29:44 THE END

Cast & Characters

Edwige Fenech Ubalda Pippo Franco Olimpio de' Pannocchieschi Karin Schubert Fiamma Umberto D'Orsi Mastro Oderisi Pino Ferrara Il Frate Manesco Gino Pagnani Mastro Deodato Alberto Sorrentino Notaio Adone Bellezza Renato Malavasi Il Medico Dante Cleri Il Vero Pittore Cantarano Da Nola Renato Montalbano

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed911

Dialogue density10.0 lines / min

First line00:00:06

Final line01:29:44

Production Record

DirectorMariano Laurenti

LanguageItalian

IMDb votes621