Two of a Kind
1983 · 88 MIN · IMDB 4.7 · 4,794 VOTES · DIR. John Herzfeld
Overview
God has had just about enough of the human's attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller, both with very amateur criminal minds, to save the world.
Dialogue Timeline — 988 lines
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00:00:37 Neverstand behind a golfer, dummy, when he's gettin'ready, to take a shot.
00:03:29 But there's still a lot of goodness left in the world.
00:08:07 I only have 600.
00:10:57 Richard I I, act five, scene five.
00:15:08 Hey, by the way, why'd you get fired this time?.
00:18:21 You're right. You got feelings.
00:21:52 Okay,. I like it, actually,.
00:24:57 You like loose ladies?
00:27:58 - I can't do this. - Deborah, keep going.
00:30:16 Listen, I know you guys were planning to go...
00:33:25 Don't do that! They're irreplaceable. That's every play and everything I've ever done!
00:36:46 They really cut offyour ears, huh?.
00:39:02 Who am I to judge?. Come on. You're a beautiful girl. This is New York.
00:42:30 - Charlie, you're peachy. - Well, think about it.
00:46:12 - What's that smell?. - It's me.
00:49:06 - What ifyou getyour hands dirty?. - Song's almost over.
00:52:34 How aboutyou?. What did you do when you got here?. Did you know anybody?.
00:57:47 I want him.
01:00:23 - Gag him. - Yeah-- No. Boss, but I think he's tellin' the truth. Really.
01:03:32 on trying to figure out who pulled that special effects robbery.
01:06:31 Your Honor, may I approach the bench?.
01:11:38 Excuse me. Police. We have a gunman in the area, and I have to evacuate the premises.
01:16:06 Let go of me!
08:06:00 ifyou don't believe me.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed988
Dialogue density11.2 lines / min
First line00:00:37
Final line08:06:00
Production Record
DirectorJohn Herzfeld
LanguageEnglish
Budget$14,000,000
Revenue$23,600,000
IMDb votes4,794