Two Men Went To War

00:01:49 CINEMA: Meanwhile the war has come to the kitchen.

00:04:34 Let's get started. Three reasons why we use...

00:07:50 It's bloody cold in here. Did you leave the door open? >

00:11:05 All I want is a posting, Sergeant.

00:15:06 # If that Siegfried line's still there. #

00:19:32 Sergeant King.

00:22:32 # While I pray. #

00:25:22 Bye.

00:30:07 - Yes, quite and off the record? - Barking mad, sir.

00:33:49 Oh, for Christ's sake, get her sorted out.

00:38:27 He's been on one of his wanderings.

00:44:25 At least Mohammed found the right sodding mountain!

00:47:24 Oh, yes...

00:51:15 Well, that's one, two, three... ..that's 25 quid the lot.

00:54:14 It's not a problem. There will be plenty to do when we get there.

00:58:14 Everything you've asked, I've done.

01:04:08 Heh! Was ist hier los?

01:09:11 Hold it still.

01:12:31 - Wait. Where am l? - You're that pebble there.

01:16:48 Wait!

01:26:29 Hold up.

01:31:58 - Floating on some wood. - That was lucky.

01:35:55 These buildings that you see here, gentlemen...

01:38:13 - I'm sure that I can, Colonel. - How?