Two Men Went To War

00:01:49 CINEMA: Meanwhile the war has come to the kitchen.

00:04:46 AlRCRAFT ENGlNES

00:08:01 You better not break it.

00:11:16 It's what we do. It's known as 'doing our bit'.

00:15:34 - Posting it. - Who to?

00:19:50 We're staying with my aunt...

00:23:02 Is that clear?

00:26:06 I've got a nice double with a sea view.

00:31:14 More potatoes, Private?

00:36:14 What has our Prime Minister received today from the great unwashed?

00:39:39 Has the Prime Minister got the letter?

00:45:28 WlRELESS: Half a leek, one teaspoon of mixed herbs

00:48:32 ..but I'd rather you talked than tapped.

00:52:38 So, what he did was, he bought a garage.

00:56:13 Emballez-le, emportez-le, allez-y.

00:59:27 so he never saw the whining tosspot

01:07:20 Nah, it was nothing.

01:10:55 - What's that fly swat thing? - Fly swat?

01:13:51 Yes, I know

01:24:22 - We did well. - Keep your eyes on the road.

01:29:50 Throw something!

01:34:56 of some personal invasion of France.

01:37:25 - Apart from the smell. - The smell.

01:41:29 I'll be here, Private.