Two and a Half Men — S12E14 — Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

00:00:04 Morning.

00:00:44 - Oh. Oh, this is so uncomfortable. - What?

00:01:40 See? They always promise they're gonna get out of their marriage,

00:02:44 - Hey. - Oh, hey. Great.

00:03:33 Here. Your turn.

00:04:32 Damn it.

00:05:26 No, I'm serious.

00:06:25 Don't peek. I want it to be a surprise.

00:07:10 Yeah. Five people flipped me off on the way home.

00:07:56 Not a chance.

00:08:47 Why can't you talk like a person?

00:09:45 that she would like a commitment.

00:10:45 Um, what does "BJ" stand for?

00:11:35 She's asking what Lyndsey would like.

00:12:21 It'll remind her of me.

00:13:10 Why are you telling us what year it is?

00:14:01 Wait, wait. Why don't you... why don't you stay the weekend?

00:14:51 Yeah, bye, Walden.

00:15:31 but I don't get the boobs.

00:16:23 where I... I ended up all alone in this house.

00:17:13 I gotta do something while Lyndsey's at work.

00:18:08 What are you doing?

00:19:00 In fact... Ms. McMartin,

00:19:52 Imagine how weird it would be without the laughs.