Two and a Half Men — S12E12 — A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
2015 · 21 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 539 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
Dialogue Timeline — 519 lines
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00:00:04 Okay, here it is.
00:00:56 we are ready to start the final steps
00:01:42 He's trying them on right now.
00:02:48 He's "bedazzle-ous."
00:03:59 My old boom box.
00:04:57 not there.
00:05:59 Now I really know how long two minutes is.
00:06:46 that still pulls in a pretty decent audience.
00:07:35 But I should apologize for sleeping with your husband.
00:08:21 She'll be fine.
00:09:10 I really like you, it's just that...
00:09:50 We should have bridled.
00:10:58 even if that means dumping the problem's body in the ocean.
00:11:43 See? All gone.
00:12:35 You've already done enough damage.
00:13:15 Oh, sure.
00:14:11 What... what are you doing here?
00:14:56 Did we have sex?
00:15:59 You make people crazy!
00:16:45 Hey! Hey, everyone!
00:18:01 where he uses his penis as the propeller.
00:18:44 ever think that about me?
00:19:40 Wow.
00:20:51 ♪ Lyndsey
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed519
Dialogue density24.7 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line00:20:51
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes539
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 12, episode 12: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/12/episode/12
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