Two and a Half Men — S12E11 — For Whom the Booty Calls

00:00:04 - -

00:00:55 If we're gonna do this, we have to establish some boundaries.

00:01:59 Ms. McMartin?

00:02:51 Come on in.

00:03:55 And how much cheese is too much cheese?

00:04:42 Remember the last time when we learned about animals and math?

00:05:27 Oh, great.

00:06:11 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

00:06:57 and, apparently, twice as much cheese as what doctors recommend.

00:07:47 my next wife isn't even born yet.

00:08:34 Ms. McMartin told us your kid was mixed-race.

00:09:17 Your only problem is, do I watch SportsCenter before,

00:10:09 I mean, he wants to do everything with me.

00:11:00 Hey, there you are. We didn't get to talk yesterday.

00:11:47 Are you sure? It says it was read at 7:47.

00:12:37 No, I don't. Here, take more money.

00:13:29 One thing where you're not around.

00:14:43 Hey, hey, come on, man.

00:15:34 to go to all the trouble. See? I'm thinking about you.

00:17:03 You took my house, you took my money,

00:17:49 around his house with a steak knife.

00:18:47 The Indian girl from the Land O'Lakes box.

00:19:41 And I do look good in jorts.

00:20:48 At least you're having sex, sister.