Two and a Half Men — S12E10 — Here I Come, Pants!
2015 · 21 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 665 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
Dialogue Timeline — 446 lines
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00:00:02 WALDEN: Previously on Two and a Half Men:
00:00:52 I mean, there was one time in the Chicago airport.
00:01:57 Hey.
00:02:45 Come on in.
00:03:41 Okay, I know this looks bad, but our hearts were in the right place.
00:04:30 And he gave it to me for my birthday, and I pretended to like it,
00:05:16 I'll be in touch.
00:06:07 And who's that?
00:06:51 But I am not gonna cry.
00:07:53 What are you doing here?
00:08:34 I mean, he only married me because I was his last resort.
00:09:21 Who are those people on my fridge?
00:10:17 Another Chardonnay?
00:11:10 I'm sorry.
00:12:10 It's 8:15.
00:13:10 This is like the time that we saw Kelly Ripa
00:14:10 that you are the best thing that ever happened for that kid.
00:15:04 I do know a guy that could sneak 80 pounds into the country.
00:16:09 while the grown-ups talk for a little.
00:16:59 is because I don't put my man parts
00:17:46 Oh, man.
00:18:42 Come on, Louis.
00:19:42 Hey, you know what?
00:20:44 Ms. McMartin, what's your first name?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed446
Dialogue density21.2 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:44
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes665
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 12, episode 10: Here I Come, Pants!.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/12/episode/10
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