Two and a Half Men — S12E08 — Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

00:00:04 Okay. Hold up your gifts.

00:00:45 Sorry about that.

00:01:46 and write your letter to Santa?

00:02:33 Especially the year he turned 13

00:03:15 so if you need a helping hand, I'm here.

00:04:00 Eggnog without booze is as boring and bland

00:04:58 Santa Claus!

00:05:41 No, we don't want visions

00:06:27 that we bought for him, and he's gonna put them under the tree,

00:07:33 Well, if you don't like it,

00:08:24 - Got it? - So you want me to be Santa.

00:09:24 Sorry, looks like it's gonna be a little longer than we expected.

00:10:27 Here you go.

00:11:23 and I want it to be perfect.

00:12:04 I mean, this can't be more difficult

00:13:13 You are the Christmas whore!

00:14:06 Here's half a bike!

00:14:48 then how does he get in all the kids' houses in one night?

00:16:00 It's 7:00. We fell asleep.

00:16:43 Alan, do you want to...?

00:17:43 Are you happy, Walden?

00:18:29 The instructions couldn't have been any clearer.

00:19:19 How could you hurt me on Christmas?

00:20:38 Maybe she does just want to be friends, you know?