Two and a Half Men — S12E06 — Alan Shot a Little Girl

00:00:04 Hey, Louis, check it out.

00:00:50 Extra orange chicken, xiexie.

00:01:30 like... the skull and crossbones on a bottle

00:02:22 Well, in that case...

00:03:33 He either said, "I really like it here,"

00:04:19 We'll be in the car with the engine running.

00:05:06 This is my favorite part of the job.

00:05:50 Anyway, congratulations.

00:06:43 How'd you blow up my car?!

00:07:37 I'm the cool dad.

00:08:26 - WALDEN: Hey, Louis, are you up yet? - In here!

00:09:16 - Okay. - And don't forget

00:10:03 That sounds great.

00:11:10 - -

00:12:25 I really hope you have a good explanation

00:13:06 He's using this

00:13:50 Jake is great, but he did just send you a photo from Tokyo

00:14:46 about everything last night.

00:15:38 And he's six.

00:16:34 Oh oh, what do you got there, buddy?

00:17:42 three.

00:18:34 on meaningless threats in aisle five.

00:19:20 And I've never been anybody's first pick before.

00:20:20 - ♪ Secret secret we've got a secret ♪ - ♪ We've got a secret ♪