Two and a Half Men — S12E05 — Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
2014 · 21 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 554 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
Dialogue Timeline — 462 lines
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00:00:03 Thanks for coming in, guys.
00:00:49 Wow, really?
00:01:36 I just, you know, I had my heart set on Beckett.
00:03:00 - Walden? - Up here!
00:03:46 Ready for breakfast? We've got orange juice
00:04:42 Yeah, I got your wish list.
00:05:29 Oh, my God.
00:06:22 And they'll believe almost anything you tell them.
00:07:20 You mean so... some more competition?
00:08:13 said that and meant it.
00:09:12 You know, see, in some families, there's a mommy and a daddy.
00:10:15 We also heard that you like to draw.
00:11:11 We could...
00:11:56 It doesn't, but the good news is, you stop trying.
00:12:46 the ocean solves both of those problems.
00:13:32 I... I knew I couldn't do this.
00:14:24 I never put it up.
00:15:21 But I was also raised
00:16:16 Welcome to Malibu, kid.
00:17:10 I just want you to be comfortable
00:18:01 I will withdraw while you draw.
00:18:58 You can stay here as long as you want to.
00:19:47 It is cool, Louis.
00:20:47 Little help, Alan?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed462
Dialogue density22.0 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:47
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes554
Factoids
Episode
Two and a Half Men, season 12, episode 5: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz..
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2691/season/12/episode/5
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