Two and a Half Men — S12E04 — Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

00:00:08 - Hey! - Hey. Morning, Berta.

00:00:58 you will need a special magnetic key.

00:01:52 heading toward certain death, when, miraculously, it is caught

00:02:59 I think he's just trying to keep me from getting away.

00:03:50 is a pregnant mother has seen your profile and wants to meet you.

00:04:33 I'll call you when the meeting is set up.

00:05:19 not half of a barbershop quartet.

00:06:22 Hello, Mama.

00:07:11 That's...

00:08:00 Alan's son, Jake,

00:08:51 I... I felt like something was missing in my life,

00:09:47 You're gonna make great dads.

00:10:35 In the meantime, who wants a beer?

00:11:28 or a "Gee, you look nice today, Barry.

00:12:27 Being a father is the best thing in the world.

00:13:30 Oh, if it's one of my patients, I'm not here.

00:14:23 They took Kathy to the delivery room, like, an hour ago.

00:15:14 - That's not true. - Really?

00:16:06 I like to wear women's underwear!

00:17:05 Oh, he is the cutest thing ever.

00:17:56 Yeah, it's hard to let him go.

00:18:51 - but the rest is yours. - Believe me, I feel terrible.

00:19:43 This man is a saint.

00:20:47 Why couldn't Kathy take you and give me the baby?